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You know what they say: you can't take it with you
So treat yourself to some wicked merch before it's too late!


LEFT: captured ~100 years ago during an Expedition to Papua New Guinea, the first time this man saw a European, a white man, an alien.
(19.5" x 30.5" / 50 cm x 78 cm)
RIGHT: notwithstanding hundreds of dives in the Caribbean, this is the only time I ever saw a puffer-fish, uh, puff ... and I snapped this picture. Golden.
(36" x 36" / 91.5 cm x 91.5 cm)

A Canadian artist was commissioned to sculpt an original clay positive which was then poured utilizing the Lost Wax Bronze Casting process.
- this iconic statue is 21" in height (53 cm) and weighs 26 lbs (12 kg) -
This one-of-a-kind statue (with supporting documentation) is only for the serious collector and will be personalized for you on the pedestal.
If you are interested, contact me directly via email at which time we can arrange a Zoom or MS Teams meeting for terms, timelines, etc.


Get a personalized shout out (up to 2 min.) from Ernest in the form of an mp3. Get it for yourself or as a gift for someone else. Just include some details with regards to whom Ernest should address the message and if there's anything you want him to say / talk about. Also, include the email address where you want the mp3 sent.
Send your shout out instructions to ernestpjanzen@outlook.com
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